Buy a house like you've done it a hundred times.
We show you what you need to do at every stage, from deposit to keys.
The agent works for the seller. We work for you. Everyone else in your purchase — broker, solicitor, surveyor — you'll have to pick, brief and chase yourself. They do this every day. You don't.
- Live sessions with Kev and Josh
- Step-by-step videos that teach you how buying actually works
- Every workbook included
- A community for the questions you feel stupid asking
about £12/mo · billed as $15 · locked for everyone on the list · no contract
Kev and Josh — what this is, and who it isn't for.
We can't tell you what you can afford, and we won't guess. That's a regulated conversation and it belongs with an authorised broker. What we can do is make sure you know exactly what you're walking into before you get there.
Three things nobody tells you about buying a house.
- 01
You'll do this a few times. They do it every day.
The agent has negotiated a thousand times. You are learning the rules while the game is being played.
- 02
Don't show the estate agent all your cards.
Using the agent's recommended broker can mean sharing your full financial position with someone connected to the seller's side. Negotiating after that is playing poker with your cards face up.
- 03
Nobody tells you the order.
When do you instruct a solicitor? When do you pay for a survey? When do you renegotiate — and when do you walk away? Get the order wrong and it can cost you hundreds, sometimes thousands.
Buying a house isn't complicated once you know the rules. Nobody hands you them.
Here's what you're getting.
Three problems. Here's what we do about each — plus somewhere to ask.
- 01
You'll know how to handle the agent.
What to say, what to keep back, when to push and when to walk.
- 02
You'll know who's on your side.
Who works for you, who works for the seller, and who to trust with your numbers.
- 03
You'll know what comes next.
Mortgage, solicitor, survey, offer, renegotiation — in the right order.
- 04
You'll have somewhere to ask.
At nine at night, to people who've sat on the other side of the desk.
- On the waitlist locked£12/mo
- Billed in dollars$15 a month
- First 100 on the listThe same, plus something extra
- Joining after we openabout £17/mo · $21
- Minimum stayNone
- CancellationAny time, in the app
The list is the only way in at £12. After we open it's £17.
The first 100 on the list get something extra. Not a discount. We're not saying what it is yet.
Skool bills in dollars, so we can't quote you an exact pound figure. The $15 is fixed; the £12 moves a few pence with the rate.
Who’s on whose side.
Four professionals. Here's who each one actually works for.
- The estate agent Works forThe seller What that means for youEverything you tell them can be used in the negotiation
- The mortgage broker Works forYou What that means for youOnly as useful as the questions you bring
- The conveyancer Works forYou What that means for youDoes the legal work — won't tell you if it's a good deal
- The surveyor Works forYou What that means for youReports on the building, not the price
One person in this works against you, and it's the one you'll speak to most. The other three are on your side — but you have to know what to ask them, and when. That's what we teach.
The questions you'll be asked, before you're asked them.
Kev sat on the other side of this desk for years. Here's what comes up, roughly in order:
- What you earn, and how
- What you've saved, and where it came from
- What you pay out each month, including anything on finance
- Any credit, and anything that's gone wrong in six years
- Whether you’re buying alone or with someone
None of it is hard. It's just easier when you've seen it coming.
Kev arranged mortgages. He doesn't advise now, and neither do we. The advice comes from your broker.
Put your numbers in. Get your date.
Most people save with no target, so there's no date. Here's yours.
That's the month your deposit is there. It moves when your numbers move — which is the point.
And then? Once you've had an offer accepted, you'd realistically be looking at keys somewhere around —.
That's based on the national average of 20 to 24 weeks from offer accepted to completion, per the TwentyCi Property & Homemover Report, 2026. It assumes you've found somewhere by the time your deposit's there. Yours could be faster or a lot slower — chains, leaseholds and slow searches are the usual reasons.
A general illustration based on the figures you enter. It isn't a recommendation, an affordability assessment, or any indication of what a lender will lend you.
Nobody wants to look like they don't know.
Real questions, sent to us privately, published anonymously.
- “The agent asked what my maximum is. Do I have to tell them?”
- “What happens between an offer being accepted and getting the keys?”
- “My deposit is partly from my mum. Is that a problem?”
- “Can I still pull out after I’ve offered?”
Not one of those is stupid. There's just nobody obvious to ask.
Can we ask you a favour?
When you pick a conveyancer or a surveyor, use one of ours.
It costs you nothing. You pay them the same either way. The difference is that they pay us a fee when your purchase completes. That's how we keep the membership so low.
Use your own if you'd rather. We won't tell you which firm to pick. But if you're picking anyway, pick ours.
And we want you out of here. In a place of your own.
Most memberships are built to keep you. This one is built to finish.
What the $15 doesn't cover.
- Your broker, conveyancer, survey and searches. Paid to them, at their prices.
- The deposit, obviously. Can't help you there.
- Nothing else from us. No upsell, no "advanced" version behind another paywall.
The workbooks are included in your membership. They're £15 each if you're not a member.
Things we won't do.
- We won't tell you what you can afford. Not being difficult — it's regulated advice and we're not authorised to give it.
- We won't recommend a mortgage, a lender or a product. That's your broker's job and their responsibility.
- We won't sell you videos and disappear. Sessions are live and we're in the community.
- We won't tie you in. No contract, no minimum stay.
- We won't try to keep you once you've bought.
- We won't hide who pays us.
Live sessions are recorded, and we clip bits for social. Stay off camera if you'd rather. We're telling you now, not later.
We spent our careers on the other side of the table. Now we're on yours.
Kev
FCA-registered mortgage adviser, November 2020 to June 2024. Advising under supervision since 2018.
Property investor. He's the one who sat across the desk while people found out what they could borrow.
Josh
A year selling new-build off-plan, then five years in estate agency, ending as sales manager. Since January 2025, running a national auction company.
£150m of property sold or overseen across that time. He's the one who was on the other end of the phone when you made an offer.
We've been on every side of this except yours. That's the side nobody prepares you for.
This is for you if:
- You've saved something and no idea if it's close
- Everyone says speak to a broker. Nobody says what to ask
- You're two years off and want the boring part right first
- You bought before, but years ago, and half of it has changed
- You're buying alone this time. Last time someone else did it
And it isn't for you if:
- You want someone to tell you what you can afford. We won't. It's regulated advice and we're not authorised.
- You want a recommendation on which mortgage to take. Same answer.
- You're looking for a way round the deposit. There isn't one. If there were, we'd be doing it rather than teaching it.
- You want it done for you. We're teaching you to do it yourself.
So, to be clear about what you're joining.
- Live sessions with Kev and Josh
- Step-by-step videos that teach you how buying actually works
- Every workbook included
- A community for the questions you feel stupid asking
about £12 a month, billed as $15. Locked for as long as you're a member.
The list is the only way in at £12. After we open it's £17 — and the first 100 get something extra.
Nothing to pay today. General educational guidance, not regulated financial advice.